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At Least It's Not Egg On His Face

November 26th, 2010 15:29 pm | by Ed |

Not long ago I encountered a Nutjob Hills local that had decided that he was going to be able to create an acne cream by using a popular name brand of sandwich spread as the basis for his concoction. A the time I remember thinking how difficult it was going to be to top that.

That shows how little I knew.

The day before yesterday I saw someone at the store while I was stocking up so that I could avoid black friday that caught my eye. Or rather his eyes caught my eye. He had smeared something all around his eyes almost like a mask.

Being the sometimes morbidly curious person that I am I just had to find out what it was and why it was there. He was all too happy to explain that it was an eye cream for dark circles that he had invented himself. He had combined a number of ingredients that were supposed to have beneficial effects on things like skin tone, cleaning out pores and so on with (did you see this coming?) that same national brand of sandwich spread. He then smeared it into a mask around his eyes.

I suppose it could be worse. At least he's not trying to con the populace into buying that mess. I think that things could get pretty ripe if it was left on for too long in a warm environment.

At least now I know why it's been so hard to find sandwich spread when I want it. Though after these two recent incidents, I think I'm going to switch to mustard.

Technorati Tags: odd, bizarre, sandwich spread, skin care, nutjob hills

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