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She's Kicking It Up A Notch (or three)



August 19th, 2011 13:51 pm | by Ed |

So far the would-be "Mrs Helpful" has been unsuccessful in convincing Mr Helpful that marrying her is the best choice he could make. She's tried all kinds of arguments and gotten nowhere. In fact, most of the time he has been making it a point to be out of town without giving anyone a phone number where he can be reached.

However he does still come home every few days to take care of things that he just doesn't want to ignore completely. She has of course noticed this and from what I overheard at the Nutjob Hills Diner a couple of days ago when she was in the next booth talking to some friends, she is about to take things to the next level.

In short, she's going to start fighting dirty.

What I mean by that is that she's apparently been spending a bunch of time browsing those fancy lingerie sites. Based on what I overheard it sounds very much like the next time he comes home he's going to find her sitting on his front porch wearing one of those super sexy bunny costumes... you know, the kind that doesn't leave much to the imagination.... and, if I heard it right, she'll be wrapped in a giant bow like she's a Christmas present.

I can't help thinking that she might just get *some* results at least. I mean this woman is quite attractive and Mr Helpful isn't exactly made of stone.

I guess time will tell.

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