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Holiday Troubles Brewing

September 10th, 2011 20:44 pm | by Ed |

There is some potentially serious trouble brewing for the coming holidays. It seems that the would-be Mrs. Helpful has begun working on the next step in her plan to marry Mr. Helpful.

I don't know where she got them but I saw here the other day at the Nutjob Hills diner pouring over a collection of photos of Mr. Helpful. She also had a collection of pictures of herself. She was talking on her cellphone at the time, going over her plan with somebody.

What she intends to do this time is to pick out a couple of the best photos of both her and Mr. Helpful, scan them into digital pictures and then use Photoshop to combine them in such a way that she ends up with a pair of pics of her & Mr. Helpful looking like the classic "happy couple" and then she's going to use those to create two full sets of holiday photo cards that she will then start sending out when the holiday season arrives.

The idea is to make it look like he and her are already a done deal so that as many people as possible will start thinking that they're already married.

I can only imagine his reaction when he next returns home to find out about this latest scheme. At the very least, this is going to get loud.

nutjob hills, mr helpful, mrs helpful, wannabe, marriage, plan, scheme, photoshop

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