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Ladies, Us Guys Like Nice Things Too Y'know

October 15th, 2011 12:18 pm | by Ed |

I was at the Nutjob Hills Diner the other day having a morning cup of coffee and sorting out what I had to get done that day when Margie came in and took a table next to mine. What made this noteworthy is the large-ish basket that she had with her. More specifically, it was the contents of that basket.

It contained a six pack of the cheapest swill beer you can find anywhere, a bag of potato chips, a bag of popcorn, a bag of microwaveable chicken wings, a bottle of hot sauce, a raw steak, some hot dogs and a collection of old vhs porno tapes.

Curiosity got the better of me and I had to ask what the basket was for. She replied that this was her basic food gift basket for men. I looked it over again and asked her if that was really what she thought men liked. She replied that every guy she's ever been involved with was only interested in that same stuff.

I had to tell her that while I'm sure there's plenty of guys that would be perfectly happy with something like what she had prepared, there's a lot more of us that actually do appreciate the finer things and would very easily appreciate a quality gift basked loaded with things like a fine wine and a selection of cheeses. Or things like smoked sausages, snack food assortments and even chocolates. Women aren't the only ones that love chocolate.

She said that she'd think about it and left.

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