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Not Quite A Siren Song



November 19th, 2011 21:19 pm | by Ed |

While I don't think I've mentioned her recently, the would-be Mrs. Helpful is still at it. She is still absolutely dead set on marrying Mr. Helpful even though he absolutely wants no part of it and has made it eloquently clear that marriage is the last thing on his mind.

Not to be stopped by anything so simple and obvious as a clear rejection, she's continued her efforts to wear him down. I heard recently that she was taking guitar lessons online as part of her next plan. Then a few days ago she put this plan into action.

She began searanading him.

At four o'clock in the morning.

I'll give her this much, her guitar playing was pretty good.

Her voice however is another matter entirely.

She sounded horrible. I'd go so far as to say that her "singing" (if you could call it that) was something that I could only imagine as being a wounded cat with a chainsaw stuck in it's throat.

If anything that "singing" will only serve to harden Mr. Helpful's resolve to not get married. Especially to her.

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