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Bob Joins A Band?

August 11th, 2012 22:52 pm | by Ed |

I just heard yet another one of those blankity blank "Bob rumors" a few minutes ago. This particularly unlikely rumor claims that Bob has decided to start a band and that it's been such an instant success that he's allegedly taking it on the road for a 22 month 33 state tour.

The anonymous rumormonger (ever notice that they're always anonymous?) claims that Bob has bought a special travel guitar to take on the road with him. Apparently it's got some special features that make it good for use on the road. What they might be I don't know.

The thing is, Bob is never going to play a guitar. Heck, he's never even going to LIFT one, never mind play it. I really wish that these rumormongers would at least try to make their stuff halfway believable.

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