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Confused Shopper

March 30th, 2013 21:07 pm | by Ed |

Hairy (yes, that's how he spells it) has a bit of a problem (other than the odd spelling of his name that is). You see, he is the absolutely worst shopper that ever had the misfortune to walk into a store full of stuff for sale.

Even if he's got a detailed list of the exact things he is supposed to buy he always manages to either get things that were not on the list, forget things that are on the list even though they are in stock and easy to find, or he'll end up getting something that's close to what was wanted but somehow just different enough that it won't work for the intended purpose.

His problem with shopping goes farther in that he seems to expect to find things in stores that just plain don't sell them. For example I overheard him talking to somebody at the Nutjob Hills Diner the other day saying that he needed to get a set of best buy auto equipment automotive lifts. The problem with that being that best buy doesn't sell that sort of thing. It's just not that type of store.

Similarly he was at an auto parts store a few weeks ago trying to find a pound of lunchmeat and a loaf of bread.

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