Door To Door Bob

I honestly wonder when the “Bob Rumors” will ever stop. Especially since the alleged “reason” for them has long since ceased to be even remotely valid.

I heard another one recently in which the rumormonger in question insists that Bob has gone into the insurance business with a Mr. don allred. Now I don’t know anything about mr. allread however I do know a thing or six about Bob. Several of which add up to the fact that you’re never going to catch him doing the door to door thing.

Not only is it not his style, he’d wear himself out in just one block. Remember, given his much smaller size his legs are only about an inch long. It takes him 10 times as much energy and work to travel the same distance as a human.

Oh yeah, People forget don’t they.

Bob is a gerbil.

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