Temporary Relief

Well, it looks like I just might be in for a bit of relief from the constant pesterings of one of my more irritating neighbors. Seems that his wife caught him Googling diet pills for women without his having ever said so much as word one to her about the subject of weight. He simply decided that she had a “problem” and started researching “solutions”.

I’m not going to comment one way or the other about whether I think she has any kind of weight problem or to what degree. *I* know better. All I can say is that it should be obvious to any male over the age of about 15 that when it comes to women and weight you have to be VERY careful, exercising the utmost in tact on the subject. You never just plow right on in like this guy did.

Frankly, he was doomed from the word go. The instant he typed the first search term into Google it was only a matter of time before he was toast. I can only imagine what would have happened if he’d decided on and ordered something and then one day when the mail comes he opens the package and hands it to her and says something like “this is for you honey”. As it is he’s staying in a motel for probably the next week and when he’s finally allowed to come home he’s gonna be on the couch for another week or more after that.

He’d better stock up on warm clothes because it’s gonna be pretty cold over there for the rest of this winter!

[Tags]diet pills, women, overweight, tact, stupid idea[/tags]

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One thought on “Temporary Relief”

  1. There can be a lot of reasons for his checking out those diet pills. I hope that one of them is not a girl friend. I figure that could cause even more trouble.

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