Take My Neighbor, Please.

He’s back.

I am now considering the possibility of trying to convince him that somebody in Southeast Asia is in desperate need of his help. I figure if I can come up with a sufficiently convincing line then perhaps he’ll head over there and spend a couple of yeas trying to convince the local overweight people to try the natural weight loss pills that he’s always after me to try.

Mind you, I don’t necessarily think there’s anything wrong with stuff like that, it’s just that I’ve got a plan worked out, my doctor approves of it and I’m getting results. When you combine that with the fact that I’ve been a lifelong believer in not messing with stuff that works and you can understand why I’m not at all interested in this guy’s “help”.

The saying “don’t mess with success” is something that I try to live by. I wish he’d learn it.

In the mean time, I know where you can get a new neighbor. Cheap.

[Tags]weight loss, losing weight, unwanted help, irritant[/tags]

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