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Metamorphosis



May 27th, 2010 11:00 am | by Ed |

There's a guy here in Nutjob Hills that, if even half of the stories I've heard about him are true, is somebody that I will almost certainly never envy. You see, he's in his forties and about two years ago he started to have a problem that he had never dealt with before.

Acne.

I'm not just talking about the occasional or even fairly frequent zit. This poor sot has, by all accounts, the single worst case of pizza face that I've ever heard of. He could easily be the poster child for the "before" picture in any advertisement for adult acne treatments. From what I've been told one of the more serious local OCD cases actually counted the zits visible from this guy's collar to his hariline.

I have no idea if this is true or if it's been exaggerated in the retelling but I heard that there are over 350 distinct individual zits just in that space. I don't honestly imagine that anyone is going to attempt verifying the count however. If the reports are even half true this guy is very difficult to look at for more than a second or so.

Kinda makes me glad that I had my zits as a teenager, and not many then!

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