Joe’s Nightmare

Some people think Joe is a bit odd because he’s always off by himself and is very obvious about how he goes out of his way to avoid being around more than one or two people, especially if he doesn’t already know them.

He’s not all that odd though. He is simply one of many that have a phobia (I forget the “official” name of it) that leaves him unable to function in crowds of people. In his case, a “crowd” is anything more than two people, three people if he’s having a good day.

His problem is complicated by a recurring nightmare in which he finds himself in his underwear holding a guitar, in front of a crowd of thousands… all of whom are demanding that he perform in spite of the fact that he doesn’t even know how to hold the instrument, never mind play it.

All things considered, I’d say that Joe is doing pretty good under the circumstances.

This Is Gonna Be A Mess

Recently yoga guy has been adding more instruments to his supply. This in itself isn’t new because he’s always giving them away to people who agree to play along with a large number of other total amateurs at one of his four am “concerts”.

Thing is this is looking more like a large push than simple restocking. In the last few days he’s ordered no less than three dozen electronic drum kits and another three dozen acoustic guitars. Today somebody got a look at his laptop at the Nutjob Hills Diner while he was in the restroom. His web browser was open to http://www.musiciansfriend.com/guitars/squier-vintage-modified-squier-51.

According to people at a nearby table that overlooks his, he had been looking at that page for well over thirty five minutes. A sure sign that he is contemplating another purchase. This time it will probably be a large number of electronic guitars and I’m sure he’ll include amps and speakers for each.

it’s beginning to look like his next big “music” event is not only going to be loud, its likely going to stand and even greater chance than normal of causing the street lights to dim when he turns the power on for his amps.

E-021- 300 Mil In An Hour – TFC Plays Eve Online

The original description for this video reads:

“Because I’ve been sick lately I haven’t been up to continuing the SOE arc missions. Instead I have been getting ready to sell a few things”

When in fact it probably should have said something about how not to market in Eve. Back when I made this I had no business going near the eve market other than to buy something once in a while. I should never have made a video trying to look like I knew something.

Re watching this video makes me cringe at all the stuff I did and said that was wrong here.